DEAD SIMPLE
FACE MOISTURIZER
For men who don't do skincare
Why Men Don't Moisturize
Greasy. Heavy.
Feels Wrong.
Most moisturizers turn your face into a slip-n-slide. Oily film, mirror-glare forehead, sticky cheeks.
You feel it all day in the worst way.
Too Complicated
to Care
Serums. Toners. Essences.
Feels like homework for your face.
If it’s not one step,
we don’t bother.
Not Made
For Us
Everything feels like it's made for the spa. Over-scented, over-designed, over-complicated.
Nothing simple exists.
So we built our own.
Why Moisturizing Matters
Dry Skin Makes
You Look Older
Look better.
Age slower.
Dry Skin Means
More Oil
When your face is too dry, it overproduces oil. Moisturizing keeps things balanced and reduces shine naturally.
Fewer
Breakouts
Dry skin ramps up oil production.
Balanced moisture keeps pores calmer and cleaner.
Shave Burn
Recovers Faster
Moisture calms razor irritation and redness so your face recovers quick
Dry Skin Feels Tight
and Uncomfortable
Moisture stops that tight, itchy, stretched-skin feeling after washing or cold weather.
One Face,
One Shot
One face. Don’t screw it up.
One step now beats fixing damage later.
DEAD SIMPLE
Product Benefits
No Oil.
No Shine.
Looks like skin,
not lotion.
Lightweight.
Feels like Nothing.
No residue.
No grease.
Made for Men,
Not Spas.
Unscented.
No perfume vibes.
One Product.
One Step.
Apply once.
Done.
Hydrates Fast.
Absorbs Clean.
Fix dry skin without the "skincare routine"
Zero BS.
Zero Routine.
Designed for guys who don't
overthink skincare.